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• Yvette’s Bridal Formal

  You only WISH you were this good at web design.

• Well, at least it’s better than testicles

  Man, if I had a nickel for every time I typed that…

• Siren of the times

  Trekkie Monster was wrong, the internet is for MORE than just porn.

• Photoshop Disasters

  This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

• This headline is probably already out of date

  … or “Ceiling Cat is Watching You Recycle Tired Memes.”

• Ups and downs in Middle America

  The room is dark except for a few orange wall torches throwing a dim light down the curtained hallway. It’s hard to make out, but ever so often I catch a glimpse of the macabre: skeletons shackled to the wall, a corpse hanging from the rafters, the velvety lining of a partially opened coffin leaning [...]

• I can has con?

  You mean I missed my chance to hump Randall Munroe?

• Sculpture time!

  The task: Create a shoebox-sized sculpture that says five key things about you. Mine says at least six. Can you guess what they are?

• Why I left the South, church-sign version

  JONESVILLE, S.C. — The sign in front of a small church in a small town is causing a big controversy in Jonesville, S.C.
  Pastor Roger Byrd said that he just wanted to get people thinking. So last Thursday, he put a new message on the sign at the Jonesville Church of God.
  It reads: “Obama, Osama, hmm, [...]